January 2011
1 post
1 tag
So its been awhile..
I want to know why everybody doesn’t like these TOMS shoes. I think its awesome but i seem to be the only one from all of the negative posts. So let me know.
October 2009
1 post
Hey
I need somebody to nominate me for the Nobel Peace prize cuz i havent done shit either so i think i meet the requirements.
September 2009
9 posts
thats what im talkin about
txtsfrmlstnght:
(515): I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Peanutbutter Crunch
i usually dont eat cereal at night i dont know why i just dont like to do it. but the one cereal that gets me everytime is peanutbutter crunch.
We are taking over this town
Here we come reach for gun and you better listen well my friend you see…cuz we’re the cowboys from hell.
-pantera-
DJ this one is better
txtsfrmlstnght:
(602): I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god….damn alcohol
Erik Estrada
Is just begging for work, if you havent seen the recent burgerking commercial. So if you could just look in your hearts and help him find some work.
To all you Jersey girls
I dont know which one of you decided to put me in a shoulder lock then flip out into an armbar and then tell the others to fill a tube sock with 2-3 oranges and then proceed to beat me senceless but you proved your point. And to the one that decided to throw you 2 coors lights and then Stone Cold Steve Austin them over my unconscious body…….you got me.
huh
so i cant sleep at the moment so i decided to start drinking and i dont care what you say.
i love it
txtsfrmlstnght:
(850): the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you… (1-850): that makes sense.
August 2009
2 posts
I set up the bag
and im slappin the shit out of it.
I can do anything i want
cuz i look good in leather.
July 2009
6 posts
The Midnight Special
has shown me the ways of REO Speedwagon….and its glorious
You cant always be smooth
But your beer should be, smooth brewed for that smooth keystone taste….Keep drinking my friends.
Let me get'em
i gets hotter by tick before i sizzle to death i just tell the clock give me a sec.
June Bugs
i hate them, so as i was walking to my front door i destroyed 5 of them with my shoe.
June 2009
28 posts
oh shit!!!
do something crazy do something crazy!
I really want
some potato shack or pitapit but thats a 3 hour drive for food. so ill just have to find a different place to eat.
Im gonna trust what the internet says
because the internet never lies.
Katie
i dont know what kind of depressing bullshit that your trying to pull butt…i love you and your alot of fun to hang out with.
love steve
In a pretty good mood
LSU is winning at the moment but the game isnt over so we’ll see how my night ends.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted...
cass2frass:
Alright Stephen… This is weird…
Hey stephen does that chick realize you dont like to be called steve.
huh
found out that my phone doesnt work….that sucks.
So..
apparently if you dont post something within a certain time period the people at tumblr put on a pair of giant foam Stone Cold Steve Austin middle fingers and just flip you off while they knock your tumblarity down 30 points…also Beverly Hills Ninja is an awesome movie.
ugh
i walked right into that one
John and Kate plus 8
Kate drives a dodge sprinter and i am VERY jealous.
Dj
that is complete filth.
Short people
freak me out
Damn you Steve Wilkos
you always have to be the beacon of light and truth in peoples life. your show captivates me at times of the night when i should be asleep.
I dont
want to live in the lifetime where you quit drinking dj.
Dj and Lizzie
i dont know why i hate him but i do its just like the oklahoma sooners dont know why i hate them i just do.
lizzie,
your right i pretty much love her even more.
Mario Lopez
Can go straight to the frozen 7th layer of hell….I hate you.
Texas vs. Arizona St.
Well Texas won which im not happy about, maybe if Arizona St. would have stopped playin grab ass with eachother and played the damn baseball game they could have won.
Across the Universe
So i watched prolly a little more than half of that movie and then when bono came into the picture i had been pushed past my limits. All in all that movie sucks music was good but the movie itself sucked, atleast thats what i think.
Sound like fun
Drink a beast down for me lol.
ouch
haha he got me
uh huh
Hello motha fucka hey hi how ya durin, its weezy f baby comin take a shit and urine on these toiletbowl bitches.
And i dont even
need a g-pass im past that, im passin them out now and you cant have that.
Alyssa
It is ok i was never mad at you, i just thought i would let you know. To be honest i had to go on youtube and listen to the theme songs for both to make sure.
Im not sure but
alyssa i think you might have started to sing theme to mortal kombat.
Just thought
i should let you guys know that i am going with the operation’s tee shirt which is the red one
decisions decisions
i have a choice between a captain’s tee which is gold, operation’s tee which is red or a science tee which is blue. decisions decisions
I am going to send $9.99 into cheeze-it so i can have a star trek captain’s tee
