Ah Strewth!!

So its been awhile..

I want to know why everybody doesn’t like these TOMS shoes. I think its awesome but i seem to be the only one from all of the negative posts. So let me know.

Hey

I need somebody to nominate me for the Nobel Peace prize cuz i havent done shit either so i think i meet the requirements.

thats what im talkin about

txtsfrmlstnght:

(515): I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there

Peanutbutter Crunch

i usually dont eat cereal at night i dont know why i just dont like to do it. but the one cereal that gets me everytime is peanutbutter crunch.

We are taking over this town

Here we come reach for gun and you better listen well my friend you see…cuz we’re the cowboys from hell.

-pantera-

DJ this one is better

txtsfrmlstnght:

(602): I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god….damn alcohol

Erik Estrada

Is just begging for work, if you havent seen the recent burgerking commercial. So if you could just look in your hearts and help him find some work.

To all you Jersey girls

I dont know which one of you decided to put me in a shoulder lock then flip out into an armbar and then tell the others to fill a tube sock with 2-3 oranges and then proceed to beat me senceless but you proved your point. And to the one that decided to throw you 2 coors lights and then Stone Cold Steve Austin them over my unconscious body…….you got me.

huh

so i cant sleep at the moment so i decided to start drinking and i dont care what you say.

i love it

txtsfrmlstnght:

(850): the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you…
(1-850): that makes sense.

I set up the bag

and im slappin the shit out of it.